in this essay i won’t
“I. I had my eyebrows threaded and I felt pretty and it made me feel less sad. II. I spontaneously bought sunflowers for my girlfriend after we went to church because I wanted to make her happy because seeing her smile makes me happy. III. I eat caramel sundaes on Sunday nights to reward myself for surviving the week and also to escape the tomorrow is a Monday feeling. IV. I reduced my caffeine intake but I will always need coffee on Monday mornings but still, I reduced my caffeine intake from eight cups to four cups a day. V. I am still starting to accept the parts of me that I do not love so I will know the parts of me that I need to forgive. VI. I pray to the stars above for the parts of me that want to die and grant me the strength to teach them how to live.”— Juansen Dizon, Six Little Ways I Loved Myself
This October
Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™
-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear
Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute
(Source: sentimentalvalue420)
september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.
